Month: March 2023

Absent Senator Has Return to Work Date

Senator John Frankenstein Fetterman has been absent for a while. In fact, he’s missed 80% of his time in the Senate. But according to sources, he is expected to return...

Zombie Apocalypse Has Begun

In recent months, a drug known as Xylazine, also referred to as “Tranq” on the street, has been causing concern in New York. This drug is a central nervous system...

Gov. Whitmer Repeals Major Labor Law

Michigan became the first state in more than half a century to repeal its right-to-work law. This law had allowed those in unionized workplaces to opt out of paying union...