Well, isn’t this a twist worthy of a political comedy? After years of flooding into the U.S. under Biden’s wide-open border policies, illegal immigrants are now paying coyotes to smuggle them back out of the country. That’s right — the same smugglers who helped them sneak across the border are now offering “return packages” to get them back home, or at least anywhere but the United States.
Why the sudden reversal? Two words: Trump’s back.
With the return of President Trump’s hardline immigration policies and a DOJ that actually believes in enforcing the law, deportations are on the rise. Illegal aliens are getting the message loud and clear — stick around too long, and you’ll be scooped up, jailed in a detention center, and slapped with a 10-year reentry ban. That means no chance of returning to family in the U.S., no access to your American bank account, and no ability to claim asylum once you’re on the government’s radar.
So, instead of waiting for ICE to knock on their door, many are taking matters into their own hands — self-deporting to avoid the harsher consequences of formal removal. The irony is rich.
According to Breitbart and journalist Alfredo Corchado, this new underground business of reverse smuggling is booming. Coyotes are now selling “paquetes de retorno” — return packages — to take migrants back to places like Honduras, Guatemala, Costa Rica, or even Chile. One Haitian-American businessman in Alabama, Jeff Lamour, says it’s become so lucrative that some smugglers are charging $10,000 a head to ferry migrants out of the U.S. and into Mexico or South America.
And it’s not just desperation — it’s strategic. Many fear returning to unstable regimes, especially in Haiti, where the government has collapsed and gang violence is out of control. Others, like those in Alabama’s Haitian community, are victims of Biden’s so-called “humanitarian parole” program, which gave them temporary work permits and false hope before yanking the rug out from under them.
This mess is entirely of the left’s making. Biden created an illegal immigration free-for-all, and now Trump has stepped in to clean it up. The result? Even illegal aliens are choosing Trump’s America over Biden’s chaos — by leaving it altogether.
You really can’t make this stuff up.
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