Oh please, yes Kamala, do us all a favor and run for president in 2028. We’re practically begging you. Sure, listening to that soul-piercing cackle every day for another year might be a tough pill to swallow, but the payoff would be glorious: a guaranteed Republican victory and another electoral beatdown that would make her 2024 faceplant look like a warm-up act.
Let’s be blunt—Kamala Harris is political kryptonite. She couldn’t connect with voters when she had all the wind at her back as vice president, and she certainly didn’t win hearts during her brief, cringeworthy stint as the Democratic nominee after Biden finally bowed out in disgrace. In fact, her 2024 run ended with her losing both the Electoral College and the popular vote to President Trump—something no Democrat had managed in two decades. That’s not history, that’s humiliation.
And now she’s clearing the runway. On Wednesday, Harris officially declined to run for governor of California, a job that should’ve been hers for the asking if her approval ratings weren’t scraping the bottom of the political barrel. Her statement was the usual vague nonsense about “public service” and “listening to the American people,” which is Democrat-speak for “I’m trying to figure out how to stay relevant after getting wrecked at the ballot box.”
Let’s not forget—this isn’t some political outsider. Harris has worn nearly every hat in California politics: San Francisco DA, state Attorney General, U.S. Senator, and then Vice President. Yet even with all that résumé padding, she couldn’t clear a primary field of political lightweights for a 2026 gubernatorial bid. That says it all.
And while Gavin Newsom was busy issuing a safe, sanitized goodbye message filled with political fluff, Americans haven’t forgotten who Kamala really is: the border czar who never showed up, the awkward VP who couldn’t get through a softball interview without word salad, and the running mate who helped sink the most propped-up presidency in modern history.
The idea that she could survive three debates with JD Vance? That’s fantasy fiction. Vance would shred her on substance, confidence, and basic coherence. The contrast would be brutal.
So yes, Kamala—run. Please. Republicans couldn’t script a better scenario. You may be planning a political comeback, but all you’re doing is teeing up a red tsunami in 2028.
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