Minnesota Governor Tim Walz just gave America a front-row seat to the ongoing Democratic delusion tour. Speaking at a town hall on Thursday, Walz trotted out a bold new theory for why Democrats got absolutely smoked in November: apparently, they weren’t woke enough. You heard that right. According to Walz, the problem isn’t the radical policies — it’s the party’s failure to shout them louder.
“We let them define the issue on immigration… on DEI… on what woke is,” Walz lamented. His solution? Embrace it all. Own the chaos. “You’re d*mn right we’re proud of these policies, we’re going to put them in, and we’re going to execute them,” he declared, with the kind of misplaced confidence you only get from a guy who’s been living in a blue-state echo chamber for too long.
So, to recap: Democrats lost because they didn’t sell open borders, identity politics, and gender theory hard enough. That’s the spin now. Not the skyrocketing crime, not the economic misery, not the fentanyl pouring across the southern border, and definitely not the woke indoctrination in schools. Nope, it’s that they weren’t proud enough of the mess they made.
Walz, a failed vice-presidential hopeful and now potential 2028 presidential contender (yes, seriously), is doubling down on the exact ideas that have driven working-class voters right into the arms of President Trump. And he’s not just preaching this nonsense; he wants to take it national. In a recent interview, Walz floated the idea of a 2028 run, saying, “If I think I could offer something, I would certainly consider that.” What he’s offering, apparently, is more of what Americans have already rejected — just with more enthusiasm.
And of course, no progressive meltdown would be complete without a swipe at Elon Musk. Walz recently mocked Tesla’s stock price drop, forgetting that Minnesota’s pension fund has hundreds of millions invested in the company. Oops. When called out, Walz said he was “just joking,” then followed up with an even more revealing comment: “Musk bugs me in a way that is probably unhealthy.” Translation: Musk doesn’t play the game, and that drives career politicians like Walz insane.
If Walz really thinks more DEI, more “woke,” and more borderless America is the answer, he’s welcome to run in 2028. But judging by November’s results, voters already issued their verdict on that nonsense.
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