Well, isn’t this rich? Senator Elizabeth Warren, the same woman who claimed Native American ancestry based on family lore and a DNA test that proved about as much heritage as your average Boston terrier, somehow forgot to post her usual “Indigenous Peoples’ Day” tribute this year. You know, the progressive holiday rebrand of Columbus Day that Democrats use to virtue signal their way into the good graces of left-wing academia. But don’t worry, Vice President J.D. Vance was there to remind her, and he did it in classic fashion.
Warren, true to form, had been busy pushing the same tired Democrat talking points about Republicans being heartless monsters trying to shut down the government and kill healthcare subsidies. That’s her comfort zone, demonizing Republicans while pretending she’s just a humble servant of the people.
But Monday threw her off script. Why? Because President Trump helped orchestrate the release of the remaining Israeli hostages in Gaza. After two years of delay and international dithering under Biden, Trump swoops in and does what the so-called “adults in the room” couldn’t.
Now, Warren couldn’t bring herself to credit Trump directly. That would require humility. Instead, she posted a carefully worded message on X, saying it was a “good day” because the hostages were finally free. She mentioned peace, humanitarian aid, and the classic two-state solution, but nothing about how it all happened. No mention of Trump. Zero. Zip.
That’s when J.D. Vance dropped a truth bomb that practically broke the internet. Quoting Warren’s post, he wrote, “The president told me he did this on Indigenous Peoples Day in honor of you.” The jab? Brutal. The timing? Perfect. The views? Over 10 million and counting. And you could almost hear the collective gasp from the blue-check brigade on X.
Let’s not forget, this is the same Elizabeth Warren who was humiliated for that infamous DNA test stunt in 2019. Trying to prove her Cherokee ancestry, she instead confirmed she was about 1/1024 Native American, a result so embarrassing that tribal leaders themselves said the test was “useless.” Trump, of course, called her “Pocahontas” and never let it go. And why should he? She practically wrote the punchline for him.
Now, Warren hasn’t responded to Vance yet. Maybe she’s still deciding whether to clap back or pretend she didn’t see it. But the damage is done. She skipped the one holiday that should’ve been her wheelhouse, and the guy from Ohio turned it into a viral moment. It’s political poetry, really.
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