The health of Joe Biden has been under intense scrutiny. The latest plot twist? A public demand for “proof of life”. Yes, you read that correctly. It seems the internet has collectively donned its detective hat, questioning the whereabouts and well-being of the Commander-in-Chief.
Last Wednesday, Biden tested positive for COVID, announcing he would be isolating as he recovers. Since then, sightings of the President have been rarer than a unicorn at an office party. The last public appearance he made saw him struggling to walk, getting into his presidential motorcade after deplaning. Fast forward to Sunday, and Biden officially bowed out of the 2024 presidential race—a move announced in a rather uncharacteristically low-key manner on X (formerly Twitter).
Adding fuel to the speculative fire, reports surfaced claiming Biden had been hiding out at his Rehoboth Beach house for four days. The situation has grown so murky that Fox News hosts Bret Baier and Dana Perino are straight-up asking for proof of life. Enter Dr. Kevin O’Connor, the White House physician, who has now released an update on Biden’s health amid the swirling rumors.
According to Dr. O’Connor, Biden’s recovery is progressing swimmingly. “President Biden completed his tenth dose of PAXLOVID this morning. His symptoms have almost resolved completely. His pulse, blood pressure, respiratory rate, and temperature remain absolutely normal. His oxygen saturation continues to be excellent on room air. His lungs remain clear,” O’Connor detailed in his report. Essentially, it sounds like the President is on the mend and performing all his duties—just from the comfort of his beach house.
In a twist worthy of a soap opera, Biden’s brother, Frank Biden, added another layer to the narrative. Speaking to CBS News, Frank hinted heavily at Biden’s declining health playing a crucial role in his decision to drop out. “I’m incredibly proud of my brother. Selfishly I will have him back to enjoy whatever time we have left,” Frank said, causing the internet to ignite like a fireworks show.
Not to be outmaneuvered, the Biden clan quickly distanced themselves from Frank’s remarks. An unnamed source close to the family (who many suspect might be First Lady Jill Biden) told CBS News, “Frank Biden suffers from alcoholism and hasn’t spoken to his brother in weeks. What he said…is completely untrue”. Ouch. That’s a family feud splashed across the headlines.
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